Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
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The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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