Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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