Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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