Do you still have your period?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Say something about gay babies.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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