What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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