It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
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My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
try to milk me bitch
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