you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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