Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
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