So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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