I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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