I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
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