Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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