I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
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Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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