Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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