If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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