Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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