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allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I would fuck him just for his dog
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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