You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he shaved USA in his pubs
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I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
how drunk are you?
Several
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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