She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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