i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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