Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Everything about him screamed your future.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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