Having a random hookup so left but love u
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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