Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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