these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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