you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
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You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
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I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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