My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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