Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
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