So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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