tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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