In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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