i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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