it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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