Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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