She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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