i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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