I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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