Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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