Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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