I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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