You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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