Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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