That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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