Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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