Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
