doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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