i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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