Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Randomize
