she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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