Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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