I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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