super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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