you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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