i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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