spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
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Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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