idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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