i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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