yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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