dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
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