i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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